December 26, 2008

DOs and DON'Ts


Write "easy listening" in the genre slot on your band's MySpace page. Hahaha! That never gets old.


Eat pomegranates. I know they're trendy right now, but they're basically the most overrated fruit in the world. There is way too much work for too little reward. I mean, you have to peel an orange, but once you've peeled it once, that's it, you're done. With a pomegranate, you basically do as much work as peeling an orange for every little weird seed pod thing. It's maybe like 9% fruit. It's total bullshit and it's probably bad for the environment. It's not okay and I'm tired of pretending like it is, so if I see you eating one I'm not going to just keep quiet.